Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee" Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?" Seamus: "Yes"Cara: "Do you like sex?" Seamus: "Yeees"Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.

Erin McCarthy
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This quote comes from an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. In it, the lead character, Ray Barone, tells his son, Seamus, about how he once dated a woman who sent him on a "long walk" after they had sex. When asked what he would say to someone who propositioned him for sex with no intention of going on a "long walk," Seamus replied with the above words.

Source: Bit The Jackpot

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